Unit 10
 

Joke of the day - Medical jokes
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Do you have a solution?
A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?

Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

                         
Joke of the day - Food, eat, drink
                               You can now eat your own plate
Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further - eat the plate.

Chen Liang-erh, 50, an amateur inventor, announced Friday that he had pe...

Joke of the day - Travel jokes
Were you drinking?

A   policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man  over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

Joke of the day - Lightbulb, light

Lightbulb joke collection 07
Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my advisor a $100,000 grant of the taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he can...

Unit 10
Showing Concern and Giving Advice

Proverbs
A little pot is soon hot.
壶小易沸，量小易怒。
 No sweet without sweat.
幸福来自汗水。
Good or bad we must all live.
无论生活是悲是喜，我们都须承受。
 Life is like the moon: now dark, now full.
生活如同月亮，时有阴晴圆缺。
Variety is the spice of life.
变化是生活的调味料。
 To fill the hour – that is happiness.
珍惜时间就是幸福。
 Laugh and grow fat.
心宽体胖。
 After sorrow, joy.
苦尽甘来。
 Every heart has its own ache.
每个人都有各自的苦痛。
 Every cloud has a silver lining.
万事皆有转机。
 When fortune knocks, open the door.
运气来时，莫错过。
 It’s no use crying over spilt milk.
覆水难收。
Virtue is fairer far than beauty.
美德远胜于美貌。
Forgive others but not yourself.
克己恕人。
Kind hearts are the gardens; kind thoughts are the roots; kind words are the flowers; kind deeds are the fruits.
善良的心是花园，善良的思想是根径，善良的话语是花朵，善良的行动就是果子。
A good face is a letter of recommendation.
一副好的脸孔就是一封介绍信。
He who does no good does evil enough.
不为善者即已为恶。
Every brave man is a man of his word.
勇敢之人不食言。
Virtue never grows old.
美德不会衰老。
Handsome is that handsome does.
心美貌亦美。
Beauty will buy no beef.
漂亮不能当饭吃。
He who has health has hope, and he who has hope everything.
有健康即有希望，有希望即有一切。
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
注意饮食无须看医生。
Health and wealth create beauty.
健康和财富能创造美丽。
A little labor, much health.
适量的劳动有益于健康。
All work no play makes Jack a dull boy.
只工作，不玩耍，聪明小伙也变傻。
Laugh and grow fat.
心宽体胖。
After dinner sit awhile; after supper walk a mile.
午餐后稍坐片刻，晚餐后步行一哩。
Anger punishes itself.
生气最终是气坏自己。
Appetite comes with eating.
胃口越吃越开。
A sound mind in a sound body.
有健全的身体才有健全的精神。
Content is better than riches.
知足常乐。
Eating and drinking takes away one’s stomach.
少吃多滋味，多吃少滋味。
Feed a cold and starve a fever.
伤风时宜吃，发热时宜饿。
Good medicine is bitter in the mouth.
良药苦口利于病。
He that is angry is seldom at ease.
生气的人难得心安。
Many dishes make many diseases.
少吃多滋味，多吃坏肠胃。